Monday, October 31, 2005

Rage against the numbers

Recently my friends were briefly discussing ways to protest against terrorism. Which is a bit of a dangerous thing, since when protesting against terrorism, you have to make generalisation which are not always true. So bear with me.
Now we need to make sure that the Arab and Islamic (both can be mutually exclusive) that terrorism is wrong and they shouldn't support it. Now to protest against the Arabs, we initially wanted to boycott their oil, but since they like produce 90% of the world's oil and we all need oil to function that idea was scrapped. But we've come up with a better idea. One that is totally harmless, yet gets the point across strong. Boycott Arabic numbers.
Think about it. If we boycott their number system and like use a different system, like the Roman system, then it's a totally non-violent way to get our message across. Then the Arabs will be pissed since no one is using their numbers. Eventually, they'll crack under pressure and revert to moderate Islam. Problem solved!
Shit, I should really get this idea to the George W. Bush. His adminstration have no idea on how to get out of Iraq and fight terrorism. This should get them a head start. At least it's a much better idea that those fuckers will ever think of.

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