Mathematical proof

Don't you love it when someone proves something mathematically. There's a massive argument on, then suddenly someone yells "I've proved it...mathematically!" and everyone will be like Aww shit! That is until some idiot finds out you forgot to carry the 1. Anyway this is something old I found scribbled in one of my books. It is mathematical proof that girls are evil.

Girls = Time x Money

but since Time is Money

Girls = Money x Money = Money²

Now since Money is the root of all evil

Money = √ Evil

And hence combining both equations we get

Girls = (√Evil)² = Evil

Thus Girls = Evil. #