Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Barking Sands

Well, my post several days ago drew quite a reaction. Looks like L.Phill and Fish have discovered my post and have struck back! Yes, they threw insults and barbs in a crude but effective manner and I have the need to reply back. Of course, I could quickly construct coarse retort, fill with thinly-disguised crude sexual metaphors, then laugh like a suicidal, incredibly evil maniac (some people say that my laugh is evil). But that's the easy way out. So check out the comments section of that post and let me go through this, point by point.

*ahem*

"...a few tall heads and whatnot, are exarcerbating the issue and making poor blind L. Phil unable to see anything..."
Well, she's blind, of course she won't see anything. A few tall heads can't make things worse.

"Roadkill. S would also like to add, she was having non-verbal eye contact conversations with L. Phil and Fish..."
Like a combination of sign language and Morse code with eyes? Sure, simple conversations might be fine, like "I don't know" but a complex talk involving the physics of the motor effect?
Yeah, right...

"...that Modernist man has a wide vocabulary, however, he tends to exaggerate situations and use inappropriate terms..."
Whoa! Hold it there! I don't exaggerate situations. If someone invades your country, you'd be pissed! Invasion or attempted invasion by any means, whether subtle or clear, is a hostile action by the offending party and the victim has every right to be angry and call it a hostile situation. And that's not exaggerating. In other words, I gave a clear-cut explanation of the situation and it wasn't exaggerated. And thank you for the compliment.

"Anyone who describes us, two defenseless, altitude deficient females, as 'ruthless' and 'hostile'..."
So you call yourself defenseless and attitude deficient females? Please don't kill yourself due to low self-esteem. Get out some more, meet new people and face new challenges. For 'hostile', well, it was a hostile action (see above) and as for 'ruthless', you must be if you graffitied Les' pencil case, making crude sexual jokes and generally putting him down. That was ruthless.

"If [you] thinks L. Phil and Fish are ruthless and hostile, he should see us when we have PMS."
PMS rage is overrated. I'll take you on, say, next month?

"...though i assure you if we wanted to, we are quite agile in classrooms (due to our small stature) and can easily displace a certain few blobs of white-clad flesh..."
*buzz* Nuh-uh! Classroom is a small enclosed area, and if you think you can displace a few blobs then keep thinking that. But remember those PE tests in year 10? I'm sure that, at the very least, I equalled you in every test. I know for sure that I can run faster than you and navigate the agility course better than you. Displace me? Large mass x large acceleration = pain for you.

"Who, moreover, have the paranoid belief that little midgets (we prefer small peoples) are racing to steal their seats at the beginning of every class."
Not paranoid. That's what you're doing. You tried to steal our seats. Period

"We have analysed your behaviour- and have found it consistent with collected data on primordial primates."
We do share a genetic link to our ape ancestors. That includes you too.

"...that [you are] just feeling a tad left out, as he cannot as easily converse with Big K and Da Who..."
Yeah, we're separated and Big K is a really smart guy. We do miss the times of putting our heads together to solve problems. It was fun. But if you want to converse with Big K and Da Who, go right ahead. If I remember correctly, Fish likes anime. Da Who loves anime. Great guy to talk to if your in to other anime.

"You can stop fearing for your pride now as your seats are now safe."
Safe? Just because you're not going for it now, doesn't mean you'll won't go for it later. In this case, lightning can strick twice.

Well that covered most of the important points. Too bad they don't have a blog so I can reply personally, but what can you do? It seems that the main point of their anger (I'm assuming that they are, at least, mildly annoyed) is that I exaggerated the situation, bending and warping all truth out of shape. Now I don't bend or warp the situation. It was an attempted invasion. It's a black and white situation. Either you're trying to take my place or I'm trying to take yours, and this is a clear case of them trying to take our seat. Lez and Cricketman do share some of my sentiment. They don't want Fish and L.Phill to take our seats and I don't either. So don't force us out.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sadly, my anger compels me to write without the assistance from L. Phil, but i am quite sure that i can communicate my anger just fine all by myself.

It has become clear that modernistic man is in a state of denial pertaining to his mental state. L. Phil and Fish do/does not rush with unbounded hostility towards 'his' desk every lesson (or any lesson). In fact, Fish recounts L. Phil actually asking modernistic man and associates if they could arrange something - to which a sarcastic remark was made and L. Phil's feelings were quite bruised. Perhaps it's the alpha male syndrome but modernist man feels a threat where none exists.

Also, Fish feels that bringing in her behaviour and interaction with Les. has nothing whatsoever to do with the current situation. But if modernistic man has brought up the subject; Fish would like to comment that continued hostility requires the partaking of anti-social behaviours on both sides. The 'pencil case' dilemma was and is not isolated to Fish's actions alone. One should note that Fish has absolutely no sense of creativity and could not possibly have drawn any of the rather realistic caricatures on the pencil case. She does admit to being involved - but would like to interject that Les. did give consent to his pencil case being 'decorated'. Fish also feels that Les is paranoid when it comes to his pencil case. Just because she was involved in one incident does not mean every scratch and dent made is her fault. (Fish is referring to an unsightly scratch made on / near Goku's groin area - which for some strange and unjustified reason, was blamed on her.) Ruthless? Perhaps the consistent and continued assault on Fish's integrity can be brought to light.

But back to the real matter at hand. Cricketman and Les, sadly, must have had too much influence from modernistic man as well, as i fear, they too are paranoid. L. Phil, Fish, Roadkill and Winn have never taken offensive actions towards them and any hostility modernistic man and co. feel has been shared between the two parties did not exist. Until now. Modernistic man and co. have effectively coaxed the otherwise placid L. Phil and Fish into a semi-PMS state.

Modernistic man is not a female, so methinks he cannot possible grasp the scope of the ancient art of female eye-eye talk. Unless he learns the art himself, Fish believes he shouldn't her abilities, nor those of Roadkill S. Likewise with his comment on PMS.

Buzz? Methinks modernist man has underestimated L. Phil and Fish (again). Perhaps he has forgotten that classrooms generally have furniture - meaning that obstacles and whatnot will inevitably cease or slow movement on the part of any moving blob's. 'Agility' pertains to short bursts of energy and the ability to make sharp turning points. Fish is quite sure that, at the least, L. Phil can outmaneuvoer modernistic man.

Since modernistic man and co. have a warped state of mind - Fish would like to remind them that when she or L. Phil approaches their desk or talks to them, it does not mean theyis partaking in a subverse secret mission to steal their desk, or as they have put it "force them out".

At this moment, all Fish would like to do is give them one advice "see a doctor...now".

Anonymous said...

it's called defending my integrity. somehow, i don't think you'd understand what that is.

Anonymous said...

Fish shares my exact same sentiments.All i can add, though, is that Modernistic Man still saw hostility specifically after L. Phill and Fish had accepted the fact that he wasn't going to move and had resorted to other measures.

Yet even though the storm had passed, he still felt that his seats, and those of his associates, were in jeopardy. 'Lightning strikes twice' he says - well, maybe it does, but never in the same exact place as it struck before.

Furthermore, he is unhappy with the decision of others to allow us to share their table. We weren't after your table anymore, but no, what was the issue now? We were obstructing his access to Big K. It's not like we've built an electric fence around him or anything. Modernistic Man is free to visit any time he pleases.

The Wanderer said...

...maybe it does, but never in the same exact place as it struck before.
One word for you. Well two words.
BALI BOMBINGS
Plus while Les did give consent for you to decorate his pencil case, he did not expect you to put crude sexual metaphors on his pencil case. But that's your idea of decorating, isn't it?
I would hate to enter your house.
And your semi PMS-state...bring...it...on. As I said PMS rage is overrated.

Anonymous said...

LoL ^^
it's amazing how far a bench in physics can lead to such a full-blown argument...

Anonymous said...

my bad ^^; - so lightning does strike twice in the same place, but this is an entirely different case! We have already moved on to a different desk. Technically, we've already 'bombed' another table. Yeah. We've caused masses of destruction. Totally.

Re-iterating what Fish said earlier: when L. Phil or Fish approaches their desk or talks to them, it does not mean they are partaking in a subverse secret mission to steal their desk, or as they have put it "force them out".

But who knows? We might always remain terrorists in your mind - as long as we share the same classroom, and your table is in our line of sight, you feel like you remain in the firing range. Any whispers heard are plans to invade your territory; any sudden hand movements may reveal hidden weapons; any manoeuvre towards the front of the classroom is a stealthy mission to get into your chairs. Sit tight Modernistic Man - we'll make our move any minute now.

Anonymous said...

LoL-
muahuahuahua!
That's right, sit tight M.M!

P.S
kindest regards to Big K and Da Who (who have inadvertently become our partners in crime ... i mean ... M.M's desk is a lot closer to the front ... )

muahuahua! (no - i am not PMS'ing)