Twisted Flow
A week without a post. What happened? I hear the (imaginary) roar of readers. Just lots of homework from school. The teachers ain't kidding when they said this year would be tougher than others. I'm keeping up well with work and if there was a time where I had a lack of homework, I would post more. Anyway....
In keeping up with my "policy" of not specifically naming people in this blog, I am going to use nicknames. The setting, Physics. The plot, pure speculation and almost no logic. I'm in F4, and sitting at the 2nd row of seats. Not a bad place. However, two people are sitting in the 4th row and they're fustrated. They are good students and they must sit near the front. Sitting in the 4th row gives others the impression that they are slackers and they can't see the board very well. They want to move up. Specifically, they want MY row. But they don't want to share...no, no, no...they want a HOSTILE takeover. To the point where they want to rush into the class first and steal our seats. Now there is no way I'm letting Fishy and L.Phill take my row. It's a matter of principle. I got here first dammit. And I want to see the board clearly.
Eventually, they managed to get into a sharing arrangement with Big K and Da Who but at the cost of abandoning their friends. This is what amazes me. They have the ability to ruthlessly dispose of close friends in order to move up 1 place in the class. Not a word or even a look. Their friend is left sitting there like roadkill on a road. Still, I'm not going to let them invade my table.
Now onto Friday night. I went to the Entrance, Gosford for some prawning. We waited until around 9pm when the river started to flow out (or in, I don't remember) and we waded out there into the middle of the river. Soon, my dad, my brother and I position ourselves near deep water and start scooping up the prawns in out nets. The prawns were really good. They were at least 10cm long and 2 cm wide. We even managed to corner a couple of crabs, but they were kinda small. We ended up with a few kilos of prawns before stopping at around 11pm.
This trip was kinda cool, because I got to drive all the way from home to Wyong Rd. Did the freeway and everything in the Landcruiser Prado. It was kinda crap in a way because I'm still on my L's and limited to 80 and the limit of teh freeway was like 110. But it was still cool.
We got home at like 2pm in the morning and I'm still feeling a bit groggy, even now. I'll prolly go to sleep a bit earlier tonight...and stuff the homework. I've a free period tomorrow.
1 comment:
Dear: modernist man
What amazes L. Phil and Fish is that modernist man has a horrible sense of humour, and in conjunction, a horribly broad back. Whilst it is already impossible to see the board (or anything else for that matter) up front, a few tall heads and whatnot, are exarcerbating the issue and making poor blind L. Phil unable to see anything but mass(es) of white-clad flesh. Roadkill S. does not have the same problems as we do, for her genetic disposition allows her better visual scope. Roadkill. S would also like to add, she was having non-verbal eye contact conversations with L. Phil and Fish whilst detained at the back. Fish would like to comment, that Modernist man has a wide vocabulary, however, he tends to exaggerate situations and use inappropriate terms. Anyone who describes us, two defenseless, altitude deficient females, as 'ruthless' and 'hostile', need to get out more. If modernist man thinks L. Phil and Fish are ruthless and hostile, he should see us when we have PMS. You ain't seen nothing yet babe. I use the term "babe" loosely.
We are not theives, though i assure you if we wanted to, we are quite agile in classrooms (due to our small stature) and can easily displace a certain few blobs of white-clad flesh (who have broad shoulders). Who, moreover, have the paranoid belief that little midgets (we prefer small peoples) are racing to steal their seats at the beginning of every class. The issue, we believe is not our movement, but that modernist man and associates have the typical alpha / beta male territorial behaviour. We have analysed your behaviour- and have found it consistent with collected data on primordial primates. Findings have shown that test subjects have at least a 90% match in their DNA sequence. This could also explain the physical similarities that have been observed for quite some time. Fish also has a nagging feeling that Modernist man is just feeling a tad left out, as he cannot as easily converse with Big K and Da Who, whom, we believe, have a close (how close?) relationship with him.
On a lighter note, thank you for calling us "good students". And, sadly, it is no thanks to you that we can now see the board. You can stop fearing for your pride now as your seats are now safe.
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