Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Ultimate Goals in Engish Speech Assessment

Having goals are important, especially in a speech.

  • Quote from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 42 times
  • Quote from Dune series, but references to spice must appear at the beginning and end of speech
  • Quote the G-Man in Half-Life 2
  • Drop I have no enemies, merely topographies of ignorance quote from Deus Ex: Invisible War somewhere.
  • Double points for using T.S Eliot in speech
  • Triple points for quoting Emma
  • Quadriple points for quoting Wild Swans
  • Quote of lyrics from rock bands
  • Any quotation of Monty Python instantly wins

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

is this a challenge for everybody?

The Wanderer said...

its more of a personal challenge, but if other people want to have a go, fine by me.

yupkigirl__ a.k.a. serena ^^ said...

very cool steven, you are da bomb.

ZAvenger said...

lol steven this IS a joke rite?

The Wanderer said...

actually i'm quite serious. the hard part is integrating the quotes into the speech so that it makes sense and synergises with what i'm trying to say.

Anonymous said...

Dude, i'll give you a hundred bucks if you do the 'knights who say 'ni'' quote and somehow make it about antony and cleopatra.