Let's procrastinate rather than work...

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Very tempted between Bush and Howard. Flip a coin on that.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Kill of a band? I don't really know...but off the top of my head...Aqua.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
The person that fucking invented integration and the dude that thought up circle geometry.

4. What is your favorite cheese?
Coon cheese. It rules.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
It will have bacon, beef, lettuce, scrambled eggs, red capsicum, and the aforementioned cheese.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie (porn counts) celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once... Who?
My first though was Jenna Jameson. If you're gonna screw a celebrity, it might as well be the queen of porn. But I would hit Natalie Portman. She's hot.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice.
What a music celebrity? In that case I'd hit Hyori Lee. She's hot as well.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Put it into a bank and watch it grow.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Japan.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
A Chairman Kaga coat. Those are so weird and eccentric. And I want one.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice.
VB.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I would go back to Ancient Rome, so I could get a Roman sword and meet Octavius Caesar, Mark Antony and Cleopatra. I would so own the pwoerplay essay then,

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Free cable television.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
"iT", someone becomes 'it' and everyone else has to kill that person with a handgun. The person who is 'it' gets to defend themselves by selecting any any weapon of choice that can be carried.

15. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck. The most versatile word in the English language.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Ask about curses, because I would like to drop a few death curses on some people.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
Simple. Computer

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Go on MSN and tell everyone. In that half-hour, I'd been spending more time chatting than in a decade of normal chatting.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Throwing up between X-ray vision and telepathy. I'd probably go for telepathy, like mind reading, control and stuff. Like Xavier from X-Men.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Last half hour of Year 6.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)?
All the time I got whacked by my father. It hurt. A lot.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Italy. Perfect climate, Italian is quite easy to learn and it has some of the best football clubs. And Italian food is cool as well...

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
The one that in USyd. Manning Bar or whatever. It's like the only bar I know, so I hope I can still enter.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"
I'd probably float to school into the quadrangle.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
JFK, then conspiracy theorists will have a hoot.

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Errr...I guess Elvis. I can probably make money out of it somehow. Charge people to see Elvis, like $50/hour.

27. What's your theme song?
Somewhere Only We Know by Keane